So…I usually hate posts on blogs like the one I am about to write, but I have to –HAVE TO–call attention to a few things (i.e: funny people and very, very creepy and disturbing people.)
Okay, so…Wordpress has this function that allows blog administrators (meaning, if you have your own blog) to see how people are finding their blogs.
Okay. So I go to my Blog Stats section tonight and look at the searches people are conducting that eventually lead them to A Year Here.
People are going to search engines and looking for the following things, and in the search results, A Year Here pops up too. They searched for:
wide hips long butt
kiss and huge the trees (and yes, that’s “huge” not “hug”)
pictures of love batts
“her belly” slaves plantation
i* kicked guys balls”
what kind of shoes can i put on my horse
second grade boy school pictures
And the two creepiest:
writer raped weekend movie
beautiful 10y old girls butt
What in God’s name did I write to help lead people to my site from their searches for pictures of love batts and 10y old girls butts?
And even more…what in God’s name are people doing searching (on 8/28/2006 mind you) for a “beautiful 10y old girls butt”? Sicko.
See, students? THIS is why I don’t want any pictures of you to go up anywhere here. Crazy freaks out there. Absolutely crazy freaks.