This is an apology in advance.
I thought I had it down, I tried it for a really long time, but it turns out I can’t do it anymore. I can’t put my used toilet paper in the trash can next to the toilet. For a multitude of reasons, it needs to be flushed, and therefore, I’m apologizing in advance if something terrible happens to the septic system in this building, in this city, and in this country. I’m letting you know right now I’m fully responsible for flushing the toilet paper and I’m okay with that. I think that’s just how it has to be.
Thank you for your understanding,