Two lines from a recent essay about Romeo & Juliet:
“Romeo was in love with Rosaline, but she couldn’t have sex so she would die as a vegan.”
“When he knew about the party at the house of Capillaries, and that Rosaline was invited he went to the party.”
I cannot tell you how much I needed to read those lines. I haven’t laughed so heartily in weeks. It was the most perfect way to end my day. Thank God for my students.