It’s not often I get up early. I wake up early, for sure, slapping my alarm clock every ten minutes from 5:45 until 6:30. But today I’d had it with my morning routine and was up out of bed at 6. I took a long, leisurely shower in which I forgot to shave and, upon realizing, precariously hovered over the sink with the sharp instrument and made a mess of the surrounding area.
Proceeding with the next step of my routine, I made my way to the kitchen. I rarely make coffee for myself in the morning on work days, but seeing that I had practically an eternity to get ready, what with this whole waking up early thing, I thought I’d treat myself. I took out all my materials: mug, filter, two coffees (Dunkin Donuts Hazelnut and Starbucks Terazza), and also took down a box of cereal, which is what I normally eat for breakfast just before jetting out the door to catch the bus.
Cereal. In the coffee filter.
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