Fact: I woke up before my alarm clock went off this morning, somewhere around 5:30.
Fact: I paid $1 for coffee. And it was amazing. Like candy.
Fact: There were no buses that ran from the subway to school, or if there were, I walked in front of them all.
Fact: I wore heels to work.
Fact: I have blisters now.
Fact: I brought my lunch to school: PB&J, crackers, and a seltzer water.
Fact: I finished it all before lunch.
Fact: I barely taught all day because I had a light schedule.
Fact: The kids were NUTS so I spent most of the time telling them to shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Fact: At one point I felt like I was Dennis’ sister trying to get her infant to go back to sleep, with all the shhhhhhhhhhh-ing.
Fact: MY “infants” are twelve years old.
Fact: I told myself I was going to the gym after work.
Fact: I fell asleep on the subway just enough to realize I had started to lean.
Fact: I bought a quesadilla and watched The Office.
Fact: There was no gym.
Fact: When I walked in the door, there were two Otis poops on the floor. It appeared he’d kicked them out of his litter box.
Fact: I did not tell Dennis.
Fact: I’m not sure I will.
Fact: Dennis does not read this blog so he won’t find out.
Fact: Unless you tell him.
Fact: Please don’t.
Fact: I washed all the dishes in the sink because I felt extra bad about the poop.
Fact: There were a lot of them.
Fact: Dishes, I mean.
Fact: I am bored now waiting for Dennis to come home.
Fact: I don’t know when he’ll be back.
Fact: The Dow dropped 777 points today.
Fact: I have no idea what that means.
Fact: I think we’re screwed?
Fact: It’s Monday.
Fact: All this is par for the course.
Fact: There was the gym.
Fact: There was twelve miles on a bike at 9pm.
Fact: I refuse to let this be an average Monday.